…a day for laughter
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the future?
Candidate: I think I will still be using mirrors in the future.
A group at a MENSA (IQ 150+) meeting were having lunch at a local restaurant when one noticed that the salt shaker was filled with pepper and the pepper shaker was filled with salt.
After a lengthy discussion they determined that they could swap the contents to match the correct shakers. All they needed was a straw and an empty saucer.
They called over their waitress (IQ much less than 150) and pointed out their concerns. Without hesitation she switched the lids, said “problem solved”, and walked away from the now shocked and silenced Mensa table.
Ute smile 
I love the no nonsense coffee guide haha!
Me too, I never know what is what – finally explained!
Love the humour of whoever did it 🙂
🙂 yes 🙂
I love this!
Thank you, I think I love this coffee Shop! Simple
I am all for no nonsense and doing things the easy way… Cheers
Yes me too…. nicely explained for once! 🙂
Fabulous! This article is great for a chuckle….. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48916084
Haha, nice one! Well Some people really enjoyed it, that is the main thing!
Thank you Ute. It’s good to start the day with a smile 🙂 ❤
It is indeed and often really needed. Thanks Ralph!
So tea means NOT Coffee: That’s a riot!
Hehe yes! ♥
super Humor, beste Grüße von mir zu dir, Klaus
Danke Klaus, Ich liebe Deine Witze immer sehr!
gerne, beste Grüße
Gruesse zurueck!
The coffee nonsense is so true! I hate it when they do it. Whenever it’s my turn to order at a cafe I falter and just describe what I want in simple words, completely ignoring the names in the menu. The same goes for cup sizes in places like Starbucks, I have no idea why they call them ‘tall’ etc, I always say I want a small one and let them figure out what it’s called in their code 😀
I agree, I ordered once a Machiato, not knowing what it is…. and in the end it looked like half a cup. It is almost a science to know what is what. 🙂
I especially like the coffee menu – but they are all enjoyable !
It is a great menu, I love it too, nice and simple!
The coffee post needs put up EVERY WHERE !!!!
Hehe, I agree, nice and simple!
mache es gut, Klaus
Ebenfalls!
MOL…I guess that would be a coffee for me too…MOL😹 Thanks for the laughter, Ute ❤ Pawkisses for a Happy Day🐾😽💞
Thank you Binky, order taken! Enjoy!♥
beste Grüße von mir zu dir, Klaus
Danke Klaus!
wünsche schönen Samstag mit vielen schönen Momenten, Klaus
♥
LOD!! Laughter truly is the best medicine! You brought a laugh to my day! 😀
Hope this one gives you a chuckle …
Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk. “I’ll have to cross the road,” says one.
“Well, be careful,” says the other one, “there’s a bus coming in an hour.“
❤️carmen
Nice one Carmen, I love that one. Good to know the bus timetable! 🙂
These made me giggle. Thanks Ute
🙂 good!